B.S.U. Response. We see you finally know what you're talking about.

Customer Testimonial: "I showed my B.S.U. degree while applying for a government job and they hired me right away! They said I'd make a perfect politician." 
Josie S. ^B.S.er 

B.S.U. Response. Like hell they did you lying snake! 

B.S.U. - Bull Shit University
Most education is bullshit anyway. So why not get your academic accreditation with your own Bachelor of Bull Shitting (B.S.er) degree from the crap masters themselves? You owe it to yourself the system has lied to you, so it's time for you to get your degree now.