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know what you're talking about.
Customer Testimonial: "I
showed my B.S.U. degree while applying for a government job
and they hired me right away! They said I'd make a perfect
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you lying snake! |
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The
10 Biggest Bullshit Publications (2006) - In
our not-so expert, but very valid opinion, BSU has
compiled a list of the top 10 most bullshit publication.
This list uses a very scientific and complex algorithm
that measures amount of copies read by the amount of
lies published. Also considered are a few smaller, yet
imperative variables. Sure there are others, but this
list comprises of publications that are both large in
circulation and largely filled with cow dung. |
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1)
The National Enquirer: Sensationalism and
scandal are the air and water of this magazine,
but bullshit is it's heart and soul. These guys
are the masters of fabricating "news".
They make tabloids out of any photo, rumor or name
without any evidence what so ever. If courts
operated like national enquirer everyone would be
guilty until proven innocent (but it would be too
late, because you'd already be defamed or executed
by then). |
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2)
US Weekly: You know when someone says to a
child "utter nonsense"? You can say that
after reading each and every paragraph of this
bullshit publication. The really bad thing about
US weekly is it looks like it is legit. It's not a
tabloid style format and it fools people because
of this. Luckily most of their garbage is about
"celebrities" so no one really gives a
shit anyway. |
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3)
Cosmopolitan: Also known as, the mindless propaganda
magazine for feminist fanatics, this piece
of junk has women and young girls all over the
world believing they can have 20 orgasms in a row.
They make them believe they can control and tame
their pig boyfriends and gain independence by
dressing like tramps. They also show girls exactly
why they should be insecure, by showing off
nothing but perfect models, yet telling them to be
comfortable with who they are. This is merely
bullshit written by old bitter hags. |
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4)
The New York Times: You know why people say
"You have more issues than the NY Times"
to really messed up girls? Because the NY Times is
like a messed up girl carrying emotional baggage
from here to next year. Coming from the most
cosmopolitan and advanced city on Earth, this
paper disappoints because the liberal open-minded
citizen's of NYC somehow believe the CRAP in this
asswash. |
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5)
inTouch: Similar to US Weekly these morons try
to pass their news and stories off as actual fact.
They don't try to act like they are
"embellishing" stories which is why they
are more bullshit and can be more dangerous than
tabloids. This magazine has been responsible for
the break up of many relationships as couples
battled over "Jen and Angelina". |
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6)
Bild: This German propaganda machine is the
biggest tabloid in Europe, read by over 4 million
readers. They took American style tabloids into
Europe in a big way and stared transforming the
once culturally rich European nations into morally
bankrupt, entertainment starved fools (just like
Americans). |
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7)
Daily Star: Just so stupid it's not even worth
speaking about. "Bomb Shell Rocks Big
Bro"... wtf does that mean?! A weapon, a
petroleum company and a band were on the reality
TV show Big Brother?! I am convinced they have a
computer that generates random works and photos to
compile each issue. |
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8)
The Toronto Sun: Such a disappointment to see
the most multi-cultural city in the world have a
paper pushing extreme-right wing ideologies with
crafty undertones of racism. This is supposed to
be a newspaper, but it looks and reads like a
tabloid. Just pathetic. |
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9)
PlayBoy: Fooling men for decades into
believing/fantasizing they actually have a chance
in getting hot women like ones displayed in their
colorful pages. To make matters even worst, they
are attempting to write genuine, intellectual
articles. Whether they are written well or not, a
man can only think with one head at a time, and
when they are reading this magazine, we know which
one they are using, while the other being rendered
futile. Gentlemen, face it, everything in this
magazine is bullshit. |
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10)
Rolling Stone: They try to tell young people
what's hype, what's trendy, what bands to like and
what the greatest songs of all time are... but
this magazine is made by a bunch of old, washed up
loser who keep "rolling" and keep
getting "stoned". Then they write down
the first bullshit that comes out of their
acid-infested brains, and passing it off as
artistic revolution. |
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