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Bull Shit University (B.S.U.) now online! Since teaching willing students the art of bullshitting since 1978 B.S.U. founders Thomas Bozek and Luigi Di Serio have finally taken their lazy, smelly ass act to the web and made the school into a fully virtual university. The official web site address is http://www.bullshitu.org

Luigi says "going 100% virtual made sense for us and was a great decision for the environment. Learning with real books and writing essays are a waste of paper. We need to save the trees for the extra toilet paper that will be needed to wipe up all the bullshit our graduate's produce."

New Hole In The Cyber Ozone Layer! The body that regulates the Internet ICANN and the USA government have declared there is now a huge hole in the cyber ozone layer and it is located right above the host space in which BullShitU.org is located. BullShitU denies all responsibility and a number of its own research has concluded this is a mere coincidence.

B.S.U. destroys Damn U. Once again Bull Shit University have defeated Damn U's finest students in the Bull Open. The major events included bull fighting, bull rider and bullshitting. B.S.U. swept the tournament and champion matador Ben Dover B.S.er was named the competition's MVP.

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