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B.S.U. Response. We see you finally
know what you're talking about.
Customer Testimonial: "I
showed my B.S.U. degree while applying for a government job
and they hired me right away! They said I'd make a perfect
politician."
Josie S. B.S.er
B.S.U. Response. Like hell they did
you lying snake! |
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When you are good, you are good. When University Dean
Thomas B. was asked how they hit the top so easily he said "when
you know how to bullshit properly they way we do here at
BSU, you can even fool search robots to believe you are
the real deal" |
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Quote: "Ask me no questions and I'll tell you
no lies." -- Oliver Goldsmith |
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| B.S.U. solves
thousand year old question!! "Did the chicken
or the egg come first." B.S.U. researchers
have conclusively found that neither the chicken, nor the
egg came first. It was actually a bull who took such a
large crap that the bacteria in the ground became upset
from the rancid smells, they decided to get together and
mutate into a new specie that would compete as the best
meat available in the grocery store. Yes. It's true. Cows
made chickens. |
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