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The
10 Professional Bullshiters - Here are
the top industries/professions that make things up,
produce the most bullshit or just flat out lie. This
list was compiled based on an extensive study on the
results of a survey of 4 people. |
| 10) |
Mechanics - ("With
that small scratch on your hood, your car could lose
control at anytime from solar reflection, we need to
paint the whole thing just to be sure")
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| 9) |
Psychiatrists/Psychologists
("It seems as though you suffer from distant
daddy's daughter disseminative dysfunction
disillusionment. Ok that session will be $450.00")
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| 8) |
IT - ("Hey
Jim, why is my PC down again?"... "Oh the
servers are down again, it seems the XP bios, misread
the O/S protocol and the proxies fired back with a
static IP which the firewall perceived as a trojan
attack on our mainframe and denied access to the admin,
which consequently sent the machine on lockdown with
64-bit blowfish encryption.")
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| 7) |
Salespeople (*not
only do I make shit up to make a quick buck, I'm also
annoying as hell*)
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| 6) |
Chemical Corps
(i.e. Dupont... "Our findings clearly indicate that
Teflon is good for you")
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| 5) |
Lawyers (a.ka. High
paid LIARS)
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| 4) |
Politicians
(Synonymous with Bastard Father Filled of Empty Promises)
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| 3) |
Intelligence Agencies (The
industry term is "Wilderness of Mirrors"
= secrecy = evasion = hide truth = lie to public)
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| 2) |
Pharmaceutical Industry
(*90% of people have ADHD so fuck the truth, just
swallow this you'll be fine*)
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| 1) |
Media (need we even
say why?!)
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