The 10 Professional Bullshitters  - Here are the top industries/professions that make things up, produce the most bullshit or just flat out lie. This list was compiled based on an extensive study on the results of a survey of 4 people.

	#10 - Mechanics - "With that small scratch on the top of your hood, you could lose control of your car at anytime, from solar reflection off the windshield, splitting the ray into a prism of light and shining into your pupils, blinding you... let's paint the whole car just to be sure"
	#9 - Psychiatrists/Psychologists "It seems as though you suffer from distant daddy's daughter disseminative dysfunction disillusionment. Ok that session will be $450.00"
	#8 -  IT - "Hey Jim, why is my PC down again?"... "Oh the servers are down again, it seems the XP bios, misread the O/S protocol and the proxies fired back with a static IP which the firewall perceived as a Trojan attack on our mainframe and denied access to the admin, which consequently sent the machine on lockdown with 64-bit blowfish encryption."
	#7 - Salespeople "Not only do I make shit up to make a quick buck on a product I neither use, nor know anything about, I'm also annoying, obnoxious, pouty, petty and pathetic too."
	#6 - Chemical Corps Dupont... "Our findings clearly indicate that Teflon is good for you", Monsanto "Agent Orange and DDT have no adverse health effects!"
	#5 - Lawyers a.ka. High paid LIARS
	#4 - Politicians Synonymous with Bastard Father Filled of Empty Promises
	#3 - Intelligence Agencies The industry term is "Wilderness of Mirrors" = secrecy = evasion = hide truth = lie to public. "There are WMD in Iraq, I swear, scout's honor!"
	#2 Pharmaceutical Industry 90% of people have ADHD so fuck the truth, just swallow this you'll be fine.
	#1 Media need we even say why?!