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Shit University - Why Lie?
Why lie? Well the real
question should be why not lie? Or actually why tell the
truth? Your mommy and your schools always told you not to talk
to strangers and with ID theft being the fasted growing crime
in North America, why is it that we feel obligated to tell
random people, such as potential employers or suitors, banks,
credit card companies, government agents, phone, web
& cable companies private information about ourselves and
our lives?
"How much do you
make?" "Where do you go to school?" "Are
you only talking to me to get into my pants?" People ask
far too many intrusive questions and believe me when I tell
you, the more honest you are in our society the more you'll be
punished. Ok so you are going to ask, what about my morals?
I'm obliged to tell the truth. Fine. Yes, to your parents and
to your spouse, during confession and under oath you should
tell the truth. But how are you morally obligated to tell
anyone else the truth? There are very few universal truths,
the rest is just perception of what is reality. It's not a
crime or a sin to evade the truth either. For the most part
lying and evasion of what is perceived to be the truth is
often the easiest way to maintain your civil liberties, your reputation
and to get ahead in the rat race.
Every successful person is a
blatant liar, irregardless of what field they are in. Think
about it, all marketing is just lies wrapped in pretty
packages. Acting is lying. So many people admire actors when
all's they are doing is lying on screen, being something they
are not and they even get accolades for it.
Now it's time for you to
learn to do the same. Bullshit University teaches you how to
lie, get ahead and harm nobody in the process. It's true!
<---- THIS IS NOT A LIE. I PROMISE.
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