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Customer Testimonial: "Yo! This University is BULLSHIT."
 
David F.
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B.S.U. Response. We see you finally know what you're talking about.

Customer Testimonial: "I showed my B.S.U. degree while applying for a government job and they hired me right away! They said I'd make a perfect politician." 
Josie S.
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B.S.U. Response. Like hell they did you lying snake! 

Bull Shit University - Why Lie?

Why lie? Well the real question should be why not lie? Or actually why tell the truth? Your mommy and your schools always told you not to talk to strangers and with ID theft being the fasted growing crime in North America, why is it that we feel obligated to tell random people, such as potential employers or suitors, banks, credit card companies,  government agents, phone, web & cable companies private information about ourselves and our lives?

"How much do you make?" "Where do you go to school?" "Are you only talking to me to get into my pants?" People ask far too many intrusive questions and believe me when I tell you, the more honest you are in our society the more you'll be punished. Ok so you are going to ask, what about my morals? I'm obliged to tell the truth. Fine. Yes, to your parents and to your spouse, during confession and under oath you should tell the truth. But how are you morally obligated to tell anyone else the truth? There are very few universal truths, the rest is just perception of what is reality. It's not a crime or a sin to evade the truth either. For the most part lying and evasion of what is perceived to be the truth is often the easiest way to maintain your civil liberties, your reputation and to get ahead in the rat race.

Every successful person is a blatant liar, irregardless of what field they are in. Think about it, all marketing is just lies wrapped in pretty packages. Acting is lying. So many people admire actors when all's they are doing is lying on screen, being something they are not and they even get accolades for it. 

Now it's time for you to learn to do the same. Bullshit University teaches you how to lie, get ahead and harm nobody in the process. It's true! <---- THIS IS NOT A LIE. I PROMISE. 

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