Shit University - Why Lie?
Why lie? Isn't honesty the
Well, the real
question should be why not lie? Or conversely why
tell the truth?
Our moms and schools
always told us not to talk to strangers right?
with ID theft being the fastest growing crime in
North America, why is it that we feel obligated
to tell random people so much information about
employers, suitors, banks, credit card
companies, government agents, phone, web
cable companies ask us all sorts of information about
ourselves and our private lives which is
none of their business. Our privacy and
personal freedom is a stake right now because
the system is set up so the honest people fail
and struggle, while the liars (the system
administrators) and cheaters get ahead.
much do you make?"
"Where do you go to school?"
your social insurance number?"
"Are you only talking to me to get into my
People are shameless and ask far too many intrusive
questions these days. Quite frankly, the
more honest you are in our society the more
you'll be punished. Think about it for a minute,
if a crazed gunman had a hold of you and asked you to tell
them precisely where your family members are
located, what would
you tell them? Presumably not the truth.
So lying is the
answer (the first line of defense) to protect
our privacy and also for success. This web
information it contains is NOT about lying to your family
and your friends, it is about lying to those you
are up against. Do you think any good poker
player can do well by being honest? They need to
bluff often and so do you! Actually we focus on
evasion of truth and non-candor as techniques to
preserve your dignity and privacy.
morals? Upholding your morals is recommended and unaffected by type
of "lying" we promote. You can tell the
truth to your parents and to your spouse, to God during
confession (reconciliation) or under oath. But
how is it that we feel morally obligated to tell anyone else the truth?
We shouldn't. There are very few universal truths, the rest is
just perception of what is reality. While
bearing false witness against your neighbor
unethical, immoral and illegal in most cases, it's not a
crime or a sin to evade the truth. For
the most part lying and evasion of what is
perceived to be the truth is often the easiest
way to maintain your civil liberties, your
reputation and to get ahead in the rat race.
Every successful person is a
blatant liar, regardless of what field they are in. Think
about it, all marketing is just lies wrapped in pretty
packages (like this site is). Acting is lying in motion, yet so many
people admire actors. When you think about it actors are
just trying to convince us they are something
they are not; the better of a job they do, the
more accolades they receive for it.
Now it's time for you to
learn to do the same. Bullshit University teaches you how to
lie, get ahead and harm nobody in the process. It's true!
<---- THIS IS NOT A LIE. I PROMISE.
In order for
you to learn lying, evasion of truth and lie
detection techniques for FREE you need to visit
the Lie...Brary, this is where it all happens
and you can find out the TRUTH about lies!